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Room service in Asia

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Norwegian Viking, Jun 17, 2007.

  1. Norwegian Viking

    Norwegian Viking Well-Known Member

    This is a recording from an actual call made:

    Room service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
    Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled Room service"

    Room service: "Rye... Ruin sorbees... morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
    Guest: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

    Room service: "Ow July den?"
    Guest: "What??"

    Room service: "Ow July den?... pry, boy, pooch?"
    Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

    Room service: "Ow July dee bayhcem... crease?"
    Guest: "Crisp will be fine"

    Room service: "Hokay. An San tos?"
    Guest: "What?"

    Room service: "San tos. July San tos?"
    Guest: "I don't think so"

    Room service: "No? Judo one toes??"
    Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."

    Room service: "Toes! toes!... why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
    Guest: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying "Toast". Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

    Room service: "We bother?"
    Guest: "No... just put the bother on the side."

    Room service: "Wad?"
    Guest: "I mean butter... just put it on the side."

    Room service: "Copy?"
    Guest: "Sorry?"

    Room service: "Copy...tea...mill?"
    Guest: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

    Room service: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy... rye??"
    Guest: "Whatever you say"

    Room service: "Tendjewberrymud"
    Guest: "You're welcome"
  2. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    ???Maybe Cathy can translate that for us.