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One of the most interesting English words:

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Norwegian Viking, Jun 17, 2007.

  1. Norwegian Viking

    Norwegian Viking Well-Known Member

    Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

    In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".

    Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

    1. Dismay: Oh! Fuck it.
    2. Aggression: Fuck You.
    3. Passive: Fuck Me.
    4. Command: Go fuck Yourself.
    5. Incompetence: He's a fuckup.
    6. Laziness: He's a fuckoff.
    7. Ignorance: He's a fucking jerk.
    8. Trouble: I guess I'm fucked now.
    9. Confusion: What the fuck...
    10. Despair: Fucked again.
    11. Philosophical: Who gives a fuck?
    12. Denial: I didn't fucking do it.
    13. Rebellion: Fuck the world.
    14. Annoyance: Don't fuck with me.
    15. Encouragement: Keep on fucking.
    16. Etiquette: Pass the fucking salt.
    17. Fraud: I get fucked by my insurance agent.
    18. Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking business!
    19. Ugliness: You are a dumb looking fuck.
    20. Agreement: You are fucking oh right.
    21. Benevolence: Don't do me any fucking favors.
    22. Greetings: How the fuck are ya?
    23. Resignation: Oh, fuck it!
    24. Disgust: Fuck me.
    25. Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?
    26. Lost: Where the fuck are we?
    28. Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!
    29. Apathy: .Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?
    30. Suspicion: Who the fuck are you?
    31. Directions: Fuck off.
    32. Pleasure: I fucking couldn't be happier.
    33. Perplexity: I know fuck all about it.
    34. Panic: Let's get the fuck out of here.

    It can be used in an anatomical description: "He's a fucking asshole."
    It can be used to tell time: "It's five fucking thirty."
    It can be used in business: "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
    It can be maternal: "Motherfucker."
    It can be political: "Fuck Dan Quayle!"

    Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history:

    • General Custer: Where the fuck did all those Indians come from?
    • Mayor of Nagasaki: What the FUCK was that?
    • Captain of the Titanic: Full speed ahead and fuck the icebergs!
    • Captain of the space shuttle, Challenger: Put that fucking fag out!
    • Julius Caesar: Fuck tu, Brute!
    • Casanova: Boy, am I fucked!
    • Joan of Arc: Fuck me, it's hot!
    • Captain of the Marie Celeste: Where the fuck is everyone?
    • Captain of The Herald of Free Enterprise: Fuck off, I'm fishing!
    • Director of Chernobyl nuclear reactor plant: OH FUCK!!!
    • Emperor Nero: Where's all that fucking smoke coming from?
    • Mayor of London, 1665: Oooh, fuck, a rat!
    • Baker, London, 1666: Fuck, I left the gas on...
    • Scott of The Antarctic: Fuck, is it COLD!
    • John Lennon: That's not a real fucking gun.
    • J.F.K.: I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head.

    Other famous qoutes:

    • Richard Nixon: Who's gonna fucking find out?
    • Albert Einstein: Any fucking idiot could understand that.
    • Picasso: It does so fucking look like her!
    • Pythagoras: How the fuck did you work that out?
    • Michaelangelo: You want what on the fucking ceiling?
    • Walt Disney: Fuck a duck.
    • Edmund Hilary: Why?- Because its fucking there!
    • Joan of Arc: I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?
    • Noah: Scattered fucking showers my ass