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sick jokes

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by cymru am byth, Mar 31, 2007.

  1. cymru am byth

    cymru am byth twll dîn pob sais

    Doctor Larry was in a quandry, he had sex with one of his patients. He kept self debating the ethics of such an event. He'd say to himself, "Don't worry, Larry, lots of other doctors have done the same thing."

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    "Yeah, but you are a vet."
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  2. cymru am byth

    cymru am byth twll dîn pob sais

    What's the difference between Christopher Reeve and O.J. Simpson?
    Christopher Reeve got the electric chair.
    And O. J. walked.


    What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
    Christopher Walken.

    After dying, the Queen Mother is greeted by Diana at the pearly gates. "My what a nice necklace," the Queen Mother exclaims. "Fuck off," is the reply, "That's the steering wheel."

    What do Princess Di and Ferrero Rocher have in common? They both come out of France in a fancy box

    Why was Lady Di's death a tragedy? Because the rest of the Royal Family wasn't in the back of the car with her.

    Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
    He doesn't know he's black

    Michael Jackson's wife has just given birth. Jackson asks the doctor how long it will be before he can have sex. Doctor says "Fucks sake Michael. At least wait until it can walk"