GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACIES I TELLZ YA!!

ONSTAR IS INFACT A WAY TO NOT KEEP YOU SAFE, BUT A WAY TO MONITOR YOU, WJAT YOU DO, WHERE YOU GO, AND MOST OF ALL PREVENT AND ABOLISH HIT&RUN!!!.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

YEAHHHHH... THE CIA IN MEMPHIS IS WATCHIN YA!

"Hello, We Noticed That Your Airbag Has Deployed. Should We Contact Authorities?"​

"NO! I WANT YA TO STFU SO I CAN BACK-UP AND GET OUTTA HERE!"​

AHAHAHAHAHA.....no

Beep-Boop
-Bob ;D

 

yyyyyeahhh....ok Bob