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Medical Distinction

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Dennis, Jun 23, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    Medical Distinction

    We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
    know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
    the definition for each is listed below...

    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
    met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
    still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
    of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
    the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
    speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both could
    ultimately result in serious injury or death.

  2. travelman

    travelman Well-Known Member

    then i guess i have balls...
  3. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    For now you do.