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Shaved

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Dennis, Jul 5, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    Shaved

    He said that I would look more attractive if I were shaved.

    He said I would love the nakedness of it all.

    He said it was stylish.

    He said I would feel cleaner.

    He said it wouldn't hurt.

    He said he had been thinking about this for a long time.

    He said he would do it himself.

    He said he would be careful.

    He said he would go slow.

    He said he was ready to begin.

    He said to lay down.

    He said that he would help me relax.

    He said he loved me.

    He said he felt like an artist.

    He said he was done.

    He said he adored the way it looked.

    He said he was pleased with his work.

    He said he wanted to show me off.

    He said he needed to take me out like this.

    He said that he wanted people to see me like this.

    He said we would have a most exciting day.

    He said he would be right back.

    He said he had to get his shoes on.

    I said...

    Well, I didn't say anything.
    Poodles don't talk.