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Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Dennis, Jul 5, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    A sexy lady meet a handsome young man in a pub, after some drinks and
    little tipsy the sexy lady said to the young man, "My mouth is like a
    loud speaker, my two breasts are for tuning, left one is for tuning
    channel AM or FM and my right breast is for tuning bass and treble
    depending which mode you want."

    The young man was aroused by the young lady expression, and said to
    the lady, "I don't believe it."

    Young lady said, "You can try it if you want".

    Young man said, "Ok come to my hotel room and prove it to me."

    They agreed and both holding hands and headed for the hotel room.
    entering the room the young lady undressed herself and soon the young
    man start feeling the left nipple for AM/FM fine tuning. After a while
    nothing happen. He changed to the right nipple and start rubbing with
    greater pressure. Again nothing happenned.

    The young man soon give up and ask the lady, "Hello sweetie, after I
    have tuned your AM/FM and treble/bass nipples there are no response."

    The sexy lady replied, "You forgot to PLUG IN your power."