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At Church

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Dennis, Apr 1, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    A blond man showed up at work one day
    with a black eye. When his co- workers
    saw him they asked him what had happened.

    He told them it had happened at church.
    They didn't believe him, and wanted to know
    what really happened.

    So he told them, "I went to the church. I got
    on my knees and prayed. When I stood up
    to sing the hymns, there in front of me was
    the biggest woman I had ever seen. Her
    dress was stuck in her butt-crack, so being
    the gentleman I am, I reached over and pulled
    it out for her. She did not like that, so she hit me."
    The guys laughed and ribbed him about it all day.

    The next week he showed up to work and his face
    was beat bad! Again the guys asked him what had
    happened and he told them he'd got beaten up at
    church.

    Again they didn't believe him, so he explained,
    "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed.
    When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front
    of me was that same big woman with her dress
    again stuck up her butt-crack."

    At this point the other men interrupted and said,
    "Please tell us you didn't pull her dress out of her
    crack again?"

    "No, the guy standing beside me did, and I knew
    she didn't like that, so I shoved it back in."