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Vegetarians and Blow Jobs

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Dennis, Apr 1, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    This friend of mine spreads some light on the vegan swallowing
    mystery...

    Actually, the question of whether or not it is okay for a
    vegetarian or vegan to give BJs, and if so, if it was all right
    to swallow, the general consensus is:

    1. It is perfectly all right to give BJs because no animal is
    harmed in the process.
    And
    2. It is okay to ingest sperm because it is not an animal.
    Also, sperm is a good source of protein, something that is
    often lacking when meat is removed from the diet.
    You're still my favorite lap dance, Lacey

    Can you guys imagine dating one of these gals? I can see
    it in my mind's eye; your vegan girl comes home from work all
    worn out, craving your meat. She looks at you and says, "I
    need to blow you. I haven't had enough protein today. I'm
    dizzy and weak and only a protein vanilla slurpee will do."

    Damn. A breed of women who not only like performing oral sex,
    but consider it nourishment. I gotta get me a vegan.
     
  2. SurfSarge

    SurfSarge misfit

  3. 211drinker

    211drinker Lurker

    one of my ex girlfriends was vegan, she used that as an excuse for not swallowing
     
  4. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    Sounds like you should show this to her
    and point out sperm is a good source of protein,
    something that is often lacking when meat is removed from the diet. ;)
     
  5. 211drinker

    211drinker Lurker

    nah shes one of those im a better person than you because i dont eat animal stuff vegans. wasnt even that good in the sack so im over her. Plus she ate an assload of peanuts which is a good source of protein