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How Men Change After Marriage

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Dennis, Apr 1, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    How Men Change After Marriage

    The Love Word:

    After 6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U

    After 6 months: Of course I love U

    After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

    Back from Work:

    After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home

    After 6 months: BACK!!

    After 6 years: What did your mom cook for us today??


    After 6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring

    After 6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the
    living room

    After 6 years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something

    Phone Ringing:

    After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone

    After 6 months: Here, for you

    After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE!


    After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!

    After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?

    After 6 years: AGAIN!!!!


    After 6 weeks: Honey, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you

    After 6 months: Watch out! Don't do it again

    After 6 years: What's not to understand about what I just said??

    New Dress:

    After 6 weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress

    After 6 months: You bought a new dress again???

    After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

    Planning for Vacations:

    After 6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??

    After 6 months: What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?

    After 6 years: Travel? What's so bad about staying home???


    After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?

    After 6 months: I like this movie

    After 6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to
    Bed, I can stay up by myself

  2. TGD_02

    TGD_02 Well-Known Member

    winnar!! ;D