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dead baby jokes

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by crazyjoe, Aug 21, 2007.

  1. crazyjoe

    crazyjoe Lurker

    the cruelest jokes you'll ever hear

    What's funnier than a dead baby?

    A dead baby in a clown costume!

    What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?

    Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

    What's more fun than launching a dead baby with a catapult?

    Catching it with a pitchfork!

    How do you make a dead baby float?

    Take your foot off of it's head.

    What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?


    How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?

    Nail its other hand to the floor.

    How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?

    Stick a javelin through it's head.

    Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?

    So you can see the expression on its face!

    What is better than a dead baby?

    The revoked child-support.

    Why did the dead baby cross the road?

    It was chained to a bumper

    What is red and creeps up your leg?

    A homesick abortion.
  2. StuPot

    StuPot Blah blah blah

    Some of these wont be dead baby jokes.

    How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

    Depends on how hard you throw them.

    How do you make a baby cry twice?

    Wipe your bloody dick on its Teddy bear.

    What's red and hangs from the ceiling?
    A baby on a meathook.

    What's the perfect gift for a dead baby?
    A dead puppy.

    What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

    When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

    What do you get whan you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?

    Deep Throat.

    whats more sick than 100 dead babies?

    the one in the middle, still alive trying to eat its way out?

    what's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree?

    1 baby stapled to 10 trees
  3. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    Sorry guys,
    but that was a feeble attempt at humor.