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Now we have an answer

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Dennis, Aug 29, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    Everyone seems to be wondering why
    Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide..
    Let's see now. . . .

    No Jesus

    No Christmas

    No television

    No cheerleaders

    No baseball

    No football

    No hockey

    No golf

    No tailgate parties

    No Wal-Mart

    No Home Depot

    No pork BBQ

    No hot dogs

    No burgers

    No chocolate chip cookies

    No lobster

    No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks

    No gumbo

    No jambalaya

    No Beer

    Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

    Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

    Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

    More than one wife.

    You can't shave.

    Your wives can't shave.

    You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

    The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

    Your bride is picked by someone else.

    She smells just like your donkey.

    But your donkey has a better disposition

    Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

    I mean, really, is there a mystery here?