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10 Reasons why guns are favored over women

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Dennis, Aug 29, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    10 Reasons why guns are favored over women.

    #10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22. (Or even two of them.)

    # 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're
    on the road.

    # 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
    let you try it out a few times.

    # 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    # 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    # 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    # 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    # 3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    # 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

    # 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
     
  2. SurfSarge

    SurfSarge misfit

    Lmao that was great! O0 ;D