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New Emoticons

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Dennis, Aug 29, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    You have seen emoticon tits, and asses. Now it is time for you to take

    a gander at the Penises...

    8> A Cold dick

    8===> A Hot dick

    C==(( ) Cave man dick (side view)

    ( .|=|. ) Tit screwing

    } top view of a senior citizen's hard-on

    :) -: Smilie with an erection

    :-( :- Impotent (Or let down).

    :-( -8 Blue balls.

    ;-) o===8 Braggart.

    :- \ 8o After a cold shower.

    ;-) ===8 Circumcised.

    8-O --* Just before doubling over with pain.

    :) -^-: In need of some corrective surgery.

    :) :-... Taking a leak.

    :-} -oo-: Taking matters into hand.

    :-o ^^: After zipping up fly too fast.

    B=D Short penis

    B~~D Limp penis

    B==Q Prince Albert penis

    -> teeny pee pee

  2. SurfSarge

    SurfSarge misfit

    interesting..Did you think his up by yourself? Or did u just have penis on the mind? ;D
  3. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    The wifes little sister sent it to us.
    Figured I'd share it with the members.
  4. SurfSarge

    SurfSarge misfit

    interesting.. ???