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African king

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Bob, Sep 11, 2007.

  1. Bob

    Bob Well-Known Member

    The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing
    tour with a very rich African king who was a very important
    client.
    The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary
    is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her,
    ...don't reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to
    dissuade the businessman from wanting to marry her.
    So, after a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you
    under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat
    diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara."
    The African king pauses for awhile. Then, he nods his head and says, "No
    problem!! I have. I have."
    Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, "I
    want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, I
    want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France."
    The African king pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone and
    calls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods
    his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build."
    Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows that
    she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to
    think and finally she gets an idea. A sure-to-work condition. She squints
    her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I
    want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis."
    The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests
    his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in African
    dialect.
    Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head, looking
    really sad, and says to the woman, "Okay, okay. I cut. I
    cut."
     
  2. Osiris7790

    Osiris7790 Well-Known Member

    lmao. typical stereotype, us white guys are packin heat to ya' know :cool: