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Business Proposal Gone Wrong

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Bass, Sep 12, 2007.

  1. Bass

    Bass Well-Known Member

    Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... But she was dating someone else.

    One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you."

    The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO!"

    Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."

    She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down."

    She agreed and accepted the proposal.

    Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls her and asks "What happened....?"

    Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all dimes!"

    Management lesson:
    Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
  2. StuPot

    StuPot Blah blah blah

    hmm..... hehe

  3. Th3Skipper

    Th3Skipper Well-Known Member

  4. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    That was really good.