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New Celebrity-Penned Books

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Dennis, Oct 9, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    New Celebrity-Penned Books

    By Sarah Ferguson, Ex-Duchess of York: Cash In On Your Ex's Celebrity
    Status Long After Being Dumped

    By Elizabeth Taylor: Fat And Depressed? Write A Book About It!

    By Eva Gabor: Become Rich And Famous With Little Or No
    Personal Accomplishment

    By Cher, Forward by Madonna: Garner Attention By Acting
    And Dressing Like A Slut

    By Anne Heche: Changing Your Sexual Preference For Personal Gain

    By Michael Douglas: Boost Your Ego By Marrying Someone
    Less Than Half Your Age

    By Robert Downey Jr: How To Thwart A Body Cavity Search
    Or Jail House Assault

    By Sir Elton John: Get What You Want By Being A Tyrannical,
    Flamboyant,
    Chubby Little Man-Bitch

    By Farrah Fawcett: How To Gross Out Your Grandchildren
    By Posing Nude In Playboy

    By Michael Jackson: The Joy Of Rearing Young Boys