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School

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Dennis, Oct 9, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    School

    There was a father and son who were always in competition with each other.
    One day the son left to take an entrance exam at a university.

    He wanted to major in medicine.
    A week later he returned from his trip looking very down in the dumps.

    "How was the exam?" asked his father.

    "They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missing letter' questions about first aid and stuff.
    I got a score of 75%.
    It wasn't good enough to get accepted," the boy replied.

    "Well in that case I better take that exam myself," the father said.
    So off to the university he went.
    A week later the father returned from his trip looking very down in the dumps.

    "How was the exam?" asked his son.

    "They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missing letter'
    questions about first aid and I got them all wrong but one."

    "Gee, Dad. Which question was that?"

    "The question was...", started the father,
    "What do you do when you come across a lady which has fainted.
    You feel her pu_s_?"

    "That's easy", the son replied. "The answer is pulse."

    "Oh, hell," said the father," I got that one wrong as well."

     
  2. Green Tea

    Green Tea Tequila Mockinbird

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