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A Rash

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Dennis, Oct 23, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    A Rash

    A college girl went to she her doctor about
    a rash she had on her chest. The doctor
    asked her to take off her blouse to have
    a look at it.

    "This rash is very unusual'," the doctor said,
    "It's in the shape of an 'M', where did you get
    this?"

    "I'm not sure," she replied, "but I recently
    met this guy from Michigan." The doctor
    just shook his head and gave her a
    prescription for some creme.

    Two weeks later the college girl return to she
    her doctor again. "Doctor, I have another rash
    on my chest," she cried.

    "Ok, take off your blouse so I can have a look
    at it," he replied. "This one is in the shape of
    an 'I',. Where did you get this one?"

    "Oh," she said, "I met this guy from Indiana."

    "Okay," said the doctor. He wrote her another
    prescription and she was on her way.

    Two weeks later, she return again with another
    rash on her chest. "Okay, let's see this one,"
    said the doctor.

    So she took off her blouse and she had another
    rash in the shape of an "M" on her chest.

    The doctor saw it and said, "I guess you're back
    with the boy from Michigan?"

    "Oh, no," she replied, "But I met this girl from
    Wisconsin... "

     
  2. SurfSarge

    SurfSarge misfit