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Car for Women

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Dennis, Oct 29, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    Car for Women

    The Top Features of a Car Designed for Women

    10. Dashboard prominently features a digital biological clock.

    9. Console has special compartment for all that "junk" you
    would normally have to stick in the bottom of your purse.

    8. Like dry cleaning, car wash costs 50 percent more than the men's

    7. Vehicle comes in petite, junior, and full-figured sizes.

    6. Vanity mirror on visor also has button for a "dash" of extra
    hair spray when needed.

    5. Cigarette lighter replaced by a hole that allows driver to
    insert fingers one at a time for "instant" manicure on the go.

    4. Audio command "Sit down and shut up" prompts seat belts
    to automatically wrap around kids and hold them snugly in their
    seats when vehicle is placed in gear.

    3. OnStar system equipped with a special panic button that
    locates the nearest chocolate retailer.

    2. A simple controller switch adjusts gas/brake pedal positions
    for flats, office heels or soccer mom sneakers.

    and the Number 1 Feature of a Car Designed for Women...

    1. Fake steering wheel and pedals on the passenger side so,
    as in every other aspect of the marriage, hubby can pretend *he's*
    in control.