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A Race To Stay Alive

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Dennis, Oct 29, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    The Great Race

    The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to
    Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they
    will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee.
    They will then proceed down to Mississippi and
    Louisiana, finally ending up back over in Alabama.

    Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey
    license plates and large bumper stickers that read:

    "I'm A Vegetarian"
    "NASCAR Sucks"
    "Go Yankees!"
    "Smoking Is For Idiots"
    "Hillary In 2008"
    "Deer Hunting Is Murder"
    "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns!"

    The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive,
    wins.