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What is your best NSFW joke?

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Private_Ale, May 7, 2012.

  1. phyuckew

    phyuckew she "pwetty"

    One-line retorts are common in Indian country. Popovi Da, the great Pueblo artist, was quizzed one day on why the Indians were the first ones on this continent. "We had reservations," was his reply. Another time, when questioned by an anthropologist on what the Indians called America before the white man came, an Indian said simply, "Ours. " A young Indian was asked one day at a conference what a peace treaty was. He replied, "That's when the white man wants a piece of your land."
     
  2. Butterz

    Butterz Well-Known Member

     
  3. Afronaught

    Afronaught ♫ Official Princess ♫

    You Sho have a large Vocabulary.... for a Nigger, nigga :D :p
     
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  4. phyuckew

    phyuckew she "pwetty"

    Q: Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?
    A: The harder you hit it the more English you get.

    Q: What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
    A: A white owl goes, "Who, who,"
    A black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"

    Q: Why did god give blacks rhythm?
    A: Because he fucked up their hair, nose and lips.

    Q: What does N.A.A.C.P stand for?
    A: Niggers Are Always Causing Problems

    Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
    A: Neighbor.

    Q: Why don't jews like oral sex?
    A: It's too close to the gas chamber.

    Q: What's big and round and hates Arabs?
    A: The World.

     
  5. phyuckew

    phyuckew she "pwetty"

    Two black guys were in a bar talking, and one says to the other, "You ever notice after you have sex with a white woman that your eyes burn, your nose burns and you get all teary-eyed?"

    The second black guy says, "Yeah, all the time."

    The first one asked, "Why is that?"

    The second says, "I'm pretty sure it's the pepper spray."
     
  6. phyuckew

    phyuckew she "pwetty"

  7. phyuckew

    phyuckew she "pwetty"

  8. cymru am byth

    cymru am byth twll dîn pob sais

    Why don't black people go on cruises?






    They're not falling for that one again!
     
  9. cymru am byth

    cymru am byth twll dîn pob sais

    My mate's just been arrested in New Zealand for performing oral sex on a 14 year old girl.


    It's the first time someone's been charged with eating an unripe kiwi.
     
  10. phyuckew

    phyuckew she "pwetty"

    I suppose I should really be upset with this video. I am not. The subject may be wrong but the way it is told is funny. Hell, the whole thing is funny to me because that was then and this is now.

     
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  11. phyuckew

    phyuckew she "pwetty"

    Rape-Sex.jpg
     
    Loadrunner and jundies like this.