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Don't Flirt at the Halloween Party!!

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Th3Skipper, Oct 30, 2007.

  1. Th3Skipper

    Th3Skipper Well-Known Member

    Don't Flirt at the Halloween Party!!
    >A wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the Halloween
    >party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and
    >said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need
    >for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and
    >away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke
    >without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party. As her
    >husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some
    >fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
    >So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
    >cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he
    >could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went
    >up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new
    >partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as
    >he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he
    >finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off
    >they went to one of the cars and made passionate love in the back seat.
    >Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put
    >the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he
    >would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading
    >when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old
    >thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she
    >asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced
    >one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so
    >we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." You must have
    >looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said
    >with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my
    >costume to your brother, apparently he had the time of his life.
  2. Green Tea

    Green Tea Tequila Mockinbird


    haha!! :D :D
  3. Osiris7790

    Osiris7790 Well-Known Member

    thats some deliverance shit right there. :eek:
  4. SurfSarge

    SurfSarge misfit

    O0 thats great. ;D ;D