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Surf and The Elderly Tailor

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Dennis, Oct 30, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    The Elderly Tailor

    The doctor said, "Surf, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
    The bad new is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition,
    which causes your testicles to press on your spine and create one hell of a headache.
    The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

    Surf was shocked and depressed.
    He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.

    When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years,
    but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.
    As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person.
    He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
    Surf saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit."

    He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
    The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."
    Surf laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
    "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

    Surf tried on the suit.
    It fit perfectly.
    As Surf admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked,
    "How about a new shirt?" Surf thought for a moment and then said,
    "Sure." The salesman eyed Surf and said,
    "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."
    Surf was surprised, That's right, how did you know?"
    "Been in the business 60 years. Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

    Surf walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked,
    "How about some new underwear?" Surf thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
    The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."
    Surf laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

    The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34.
    A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine
    and give you one hell of a headache."

    New suit - $400
    New shirt - $36
    New underwear - $6
    Second Opinion - PRICELESS

  2. SurfSarge

    SurfSarge misfit

    Ha Ha but I do wear 34 no headaches..
  3. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    Not Yet :D :)