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How to Make a Woman Happy

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Dennis, Oct 31, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    How to Make a Woman Happy

    It's not difficult to Make a woman happy.

    A man only needs to be:

    1. a friend

    2. a companion

    3. a lover

    4. a brother

    5. a father

    6. a master

    7. a chef

    8. an electrician

    9. a carpenter

    10. a plumber

    11. a mechanic

    12. a decorator

    13. a stylist

    14. a sexologist

    15. a gynecologist

    16. a psychologist

    17. a pest exterminator

    18. a psychiatrist

    19. a healer

    20. a good listener

    21. an organizer

    22. a good father

    23. very clean

    24. sympathetic

    25. athletic

    26. warm

    27. attentive

    28. gallant

    29. intelligent

    30. funny

    31. creative

    32. tender

    33. strong

    34. understanding

    35. tolerant

    36. prudent

    37. ambitious

    38. capable

    39. courageous

    40. determined

    41. true

    42. dependable

    43. passionate

    44. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly

    46. love shopping

    47. be honest

    48. be very rich

    49. not stress her out

    50. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:

    birthdays
    anniversaries
    arrangements she makes

    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring food

     
  2. SurfSarge

    SurfSarge misfit

    So true good post... O0
     
  3. Ace1875

    Ace1875 Well-Known Member

    FOOOOOODD!!!!!!!!!!

    *pushes the screaming woman out the way and attacks the fridge*