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Oprah

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by StuPot, Oct 31, 2007.

  1. StuPot

    StuPot Blah blah blah

    I'm sorry if this offends anyone.... but...


    Oprah goes to the doctor for a check-up. He tells her to get down on all fours and go to the left corner...which she does. Now he says go to the right corner which she does. Now he wants her over to the left front corner which she does. Finally, he says go to the right front corner which she does but now she ask him..."why are you moving me to all of these places on all fours?"

    His answer "I just got a black leather couch and I wanna see which place looks best for it".
     
  2. SurfSarge

    SurfSarge misfit

    ;D ;D ;D ;D