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The Enema Within

Discussion in 'Web Findings' started by Dennis, Dec 15, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    The Enema Within

    (21 May 2004, Texas) Michael was an alcoholic.
    And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic
    who liked to take his liquor... well, rectally.
    His wife said he was "addicted to enemas"
    and often used alcohol in this manner.
    The result was the same: inebriation.
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    The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth
    due to a painful throat ailment,
    so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema.
    And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party.
    Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces,
    right up the old address!
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    When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out.
    When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out)
    the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed.
    The next morning, Michael was dead.

    The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself.
    According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level was 0.47%.

    Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be described as astounding.
    Unsurprisingly, his neighbors said they were surprised to learn of the incident.