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The test

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Afronaught, Jan 10, 2008.

  1. Afronaught

    Afronaught ♫ Official Princess ♫

    My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
    we decided to get married.
    There was only one little thing bothering me.
    It was her beautiful younger sister.
    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
    miniskirts, and generally was braless.
    She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got
    more than a pleasant view.
    She never did it when she was near anyone else.
    One day "little"sister called and asked me to come over to check the
    wedding invitations.
    She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
    feelingsand desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
    married and committed my life to her sister.
    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
    Going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,
    just come up and get me."
    I was stunned- frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
    She pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
    I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
    thefront door.
    I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
    clapping!
    With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said,
    "We Arevery happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't
    ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
    And the moral of this story is:
    Always keep your condoms in your car
     
  2. SurfSarge

    SurfSarge misfit

    LoL...Sounds like my sister in law but it's no test..She liked to tease me with her ass..Always flaunting that tiny g string and bending over just right so I got a full view.She's a fucking hottie..Model material!
     
  3. Th3Skipper

    Th3Skipper Well-Known Member

    LMAO!!! good one... thats a hard decision
     
  4. Jonny Quest

    Jonny Quest What What What

    OMG, thats fucked up! lol, what other crazy thing have they pulled on you that you don't know about?
     
  5. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    Got any pics of this Hottie????
     
  6. SurfSarge

    SurfSarge misfit

    Yeah somewheres..m@rk's seen her..But in turn M@rks sister in law is fucking gorgeous as well voluptuous to put it into better words..She is such a sweetheart..she gives me instant wood! :D