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New Jerseyyyyyyyyy!

Discussion in 'Social Issues' started by Private_Ale, Feb 6, 2008.

  1. Private_Ale

    Private_Ale King Neckbeard

    asdf likes this.
  2. Bass

    Bass Well-Known Member

  3. Butterz

    Butterz Well-Known Member

    Wow man! lmao The harder they try, the gayer they appear.

    Those poor girls, is that all they have to choose from there? Decisions, decisions...go to prom with a douchebag fag, or go alone.

    Dumb broads, wrong decision.
     
  4. asdf

    asdf Harry Scagnetti

    Surely those really dark tans are photoshopped...

    That is comical.
     
  5. Bass

    Bass Well-Known Member


    Man, if you have ever been to the shore, you would know they are real. Having grown up there, I can tell you that first hand. I am sure Skipper, Sarge, PA and M@rk can all back me up on this. If it aint that brush-on shit, they are for sure hitting the tanning salons. If they still made them, I am sure all those tool bags would be driving Iroc's.
     
  6. SurfSarge

    SurfSarge misfit

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  7. Th3Skipper

    Th3Skipper Well-Known Member

    Don't you know pump it up! mmst mmst mmst! (that was the bass in da club)

    I hate Guido's, meat heads, Bennys etc.
     
  8. asdf

    asdf Harry Scagnetti

  9. Private_Ale

    Private_Ale King Neckbeard

    HAHA!!
    right on asdf! :D:D:D
     
  10. scx1984

    scx1984 Lurker

    I may have with a fuck load of snow and shitty weather. I also have to deal with higher gas prices and very strict gun control. But I DON'T have to deal with those fuckheads.

    And for that I say:
    :Canada:
     
  11. SurfSarge

    SurfSarge misfit

    Me neither anymore.. it was 73 degrees today and the gas prices rose a bit and then dropped in the past few..I'm happy!
     
  12. Tinkerbell

    Tinkerbell Well-Known Member

    I like There's Something About Mary look. Remember the mother in that movie?
     
  13. asdf

    asdf Harry Scagnetti

  14. Butterz

    Butterz Well-Known Member

    My wife asked me to kiss her where it's stinky, so I drove her to New Jersey!

    buh dum dum (crash)
     
  15. SurfSarge

    SurfSarge misfit

    Your smelling the sweet victory of the Giants. :D
     
  16. m@rk

    m@rk B.T.O.


    Nn'n'nn na, aint like that dude .... it goes: "oomm tss oomm tss" ... needed more bass to it, your shit was too 'trebly'! ;) LOL!!!

    Too funny!! Yeah peeps, I can back Bass, Surf and Skipper up, they are "real" and they are mostly Eyetalian (real italians are upset they are giving a bad name for 'em lol) and are from mostly Bergen and Passaic counties in NJ, and Staten Island and "Strong Island", NY and frequent the clubs of Manhattan and Long Island, north Jersey and the Jersey Shore.

    I fortunately ... but UNfortunately ... I happen to live at one of those, Jersey Shore.

    Seeing them is no different shock value than seeing a clown. Same reaction - the "what the FUUUUU------?" accompanied by a good laugh.

    The one dude in that thread said it best: " they looked like an orange Sonic Headgehog" .... LMAO!!!!!:2funny:

    Notice how they pucker their lips all metrosexual-tough-guy style? I've never wanted to punch a total stranger straight clobber right to the jaw like I do to those f'n queerbaits in those photos.

    They are fucking up human evolution. :cool:
     
  17. Jonny Quest

    Jonny Quest What What What

    Yea mark, the pucker was fucking me up l LOL. The orangie tans a just as rediculess.
     
  18. Th3Skipper

    Th3Skipper Well-Known Member

    Hahaha! That was what I was trying to do... Yeah dude you live by the capital of them all. Good old DJ's on the beach
     
  19. Jonny Quest

    Jonny Quest What What What

  20. scx1984

    scx1984 Lurker


    Just thought it applied....
     
  21. SurfSarge

    SurfSarge misfit

    Dude you gotta remember this...Remember we were hangn on the boardwalk and that dude was playn frisbee by himself and would pose
    every time he threw the frisbee up and caught it ..like it was going to impress all the ladies?Lmao Total tool! :2funny:
     
  22. m@rk

    m@rk B.T.O.

    Oh ... my .... GOD ... Remember that?????? Oh duuuuude, WAY too funny! I remember he would try to throw it so he could catch it while standing next to a group of chicks so they could see it. I will never forget that, fucking HYSTERICAL!! LOL!! :uglystupid2:
     
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  23. SurfSarge

    SurfSarge misfit

    One of those times you wish you'd had a video camera..How about that other time in Spring Lake..Freezing balls and that clown running up the beach with his surfboard thinkn he's all Slateresque no suit..Paddled straight to the peak and got drilled into the rocks?Classic times!
     
  24. m@rk

    m@rk B.T.O.

    Yes! Another classic moment! :D
     
  25. smilemani

    smilemani Well-Known Member

    Hey surfs! Is Jersey really that bad?