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The Skunk

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Dennis, Apr 22, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    The Skunk

    A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks
    her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of
    the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.


    It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we
    take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"


    He says, "O..K., Get in the car with it."


    "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"


    He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."


    "But what about the smell?"


    "Just hold the skunk's nose."


    The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat the shit out
    of him died at the scene.






     
  2. Green Tea

    Green Tea Tequila Mockinbird

    !!! bwahahahahahaha ;D ;D ;D

    excellent find dennis ;)
     
  3. travelman

    travelman Well-Known Member

    Women, no sense of humor... like when u have to explain whats funny about a larson strip...
     
  4. Laughing Man

    Laughing Man садистский делирий