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The Contest

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Dennis, Apr 23, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    The Contest
    When the Sheiks' oil fields dried up, he realized he
    would have to cut back on expenses quickly. As much as
    he hated to, he knew he would have to give-up most of his
    harem. He decided to find out which ones performed best in
    all aspects of sex and retain just those few.

    Nite after nite the "contest" was held. Then one of the
    younger girls performed such outstanding oral sex on him, he
    knew she was one of the chosen.

    "Tell me," he said, "what is the secret of your fabulous
    technique?"

    "What I did, O Sovereign of the Sands, was to suck on
    ice cubes prior to our session." replied the girl.
    "You see, my Mother told me that in most cases, the
    cooler head always prevails."
     
  2. travelman

    travelman Well-Known Member

    True! I dont know about you guys but a sloppy job just isnt the same... ::)