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Do You Use Chapstick

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Dennis, May 13, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    This just came in my e-mail. I thought if you haven't seen it you might
    find it interesting enough to use in one of your lists this week. If either
    of my kids ever did anything this bad, I didn't see it. Getting a big
    sloppy kiss from the dog who was eating, well, organic material from the
    back yard was bad enough!

    You have a little one and cats in the house don't you? Do you have

    So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently
    died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and
    Sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap
    All day long on this mat in our bathroom.

    We had 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years old,
    3 years old and 1 year old. The middle one is Eli. Eli really loved
    Chapstick. LOVED it. He kept asking to use my chapstick and then losing
    It. So finally I showed him where in the bathroom I kept my chapstick
    And how he could use it whenever he wanted to, but he needed to put it
    Right back in the drawer when he was done.

    Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around
    Trying to get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying on. My
    Two boys were fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I was trying to
    Nurse my little one at the same time I was putting on my make-up.
    Everything was a mess and everyone had long forgotten that this was a
    Wonderful day to honor me and the amazing job that is motherhood.

    We finally had the older one and and the baby loaded in the car and I
    Was looking for Eli. I searched everywhere and I finally rounded the
    Corner to go into the bathroom. And there was Eli. He was applying my
    Chapstick. . . Very carefully to Jack's . . . Rear end. Eli looked right
    Into my eyes and said "chapped." Now if you have a cat, you know that
    He is right -- their little bottoms do look pretty chapped. And,
    Frankly, Jack didn't seem to mind.

    And the only question to ask at that point was whether it was the FIRST
    Time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or the hundredth.

    And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it reminds us
    That no matter how hard we try to civilize these glorious little
    Creatures, there will always be that day when you realize they've been
    Using your chapstick on the cat's butt.
  2. Green Tea

    Green Tea Tequila Mockinbird

    wonder what else he did with that cat ::) ;D
  3. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    I an't going to speculate on that.
    I'm just relaying a funny story
  4. Laughing Man

    Laughing Man садистский делирий

    erm.... :-*

    ;D ;D ;D