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Simple Stuff

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by ICE420, May 27, 2007.

  1. ICE420

    ICE420 Active Member

    Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. An Italian
    police officer stops them and says:

    "Itsa illegala to putta five-a people in a Quattro!"

    "Vot do you mean, it's illegal?" the German driver asks.

    "Quattro means four!" the policeman answers.

    "Quattro iz just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the German shouts
    ..."Look at ze dam paperz: Ze car is dezigned to carry 5 people!"

    "You canta pulla thata one on me!" says the Italian policeman. "Quattro
    meansa four. You havea five-a people ina your car and you are therefore
    breaking the law!"

    The German driver gets mad and shouts "You ideeiot! Call ze zupervizor
    over! Schnell! I vant to spik to zumvun viz more intelligence! !!"

    "Sorry" the Italian says, "He canta comea . He'sa buzy witha two guys ina
    Fiat Uno."

  2. SurfSarge

    SurfSarge misfit

  3. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.