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chinese honeymoon

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by cymru am byth, Mar 29, 2007.

  1. cymru am byth

    cymru am byth twll dîn pob sais

    A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either.

    On the wedding night, she cowers under the sheets as her husband undresses.

    He climbs in next to her and tries to be reasurring.

    My darring" he says. "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anytin you want. Watchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eargerly) for her request.

    She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard about..... Numbaa 69"

    More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries...... "you want......Beef wiff Broccori?"

    Learn chinese


    Stupid Man......Dum Fuk

    Did you go to the beach?......Wai Yu So Tan

    I think you need a face lift.......Chin Tu Fat

    I thought you was on a diet.......Wai yu Mun Ching?

    Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu! Kum Nao?

    He's cleaning his automobile....Wa Shing Ka

    Great....Fa Kin Su Pah

    Small Horse.....Tai Ni Po Ni

    I bumped into a coffee table.....Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

    It's very dark in here.....Wao So Dim

    This is a tow away zone......No Pah King

    Staying out of sight........Lei Ying Lo

    Your body odour is offensive........Yu Stin Ki Pu