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50th anniversary

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by SurfSarge, Jun 6, 2007.

  1. SurfSarge

    SurfSarge misfit

    On the day of their 50th anniversary the reminiscing wife finds the negligee she wore on her wedding night and puts it on. She goes to her husband and says, "Honey, do you remember this?"

    He looks up from his newspaper and says, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."

    She says, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"

    He nods and says, "Yes dear, I still remember."

    "Well, what was it?" she asks.

    He's not much in the mood for this, but he sighs and responds, "Well, honey, as I remember, I said, 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out".

    She giggles and says, "Yes dear, that's it. That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?"

    He looked her up and down, and replied, "Mission accomplished."
     
  2. Laughing Man

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  3. Green Tea

    Green Tea Tequila Mockinbird