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hired hand

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Laughing Man, Jun 7, 2007.

  1. Laughing Man

    Laughing Man садистский делирий

    One day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

    However, one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty and found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace. She quietly called him over to her.

    "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
    "Now take off my boots." He did so, slowly.
    "Now take off my socks." He did.
    "Now take off my skirt." He did.
    "Now take off my bra." Again with trembling hands he did as he was told.
    "Now," she said, "take off my panties." He slowly pulled them down and off.

    Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes to town again, I'll fire you on the spot."