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political correctness

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Dennis, Jun 12, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    Due to the climate of political correctness now invading America.....
    >>Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred
    >>to as "HILLBILLIES."
    >>
    >>You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
    >>
    >>And furthermore.............
    >>
    >>HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
    >>
    >>1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
    >>
    >>2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
    >>
    >>3. She is not a "DUMB BLOND" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
    >>INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
    >>
    >>4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
    >>
    >>5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
    >>
    >>6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
    >>
    >>
    >>HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
    >>
    >>1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN
    >>STORAGE FACILITY."
    >>
    >>2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
    >>
    >>3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
    >>DESTINATIONS."
    >>
    >>4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
    >>
    >>5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
    >>RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
    >>
    >>AND FINALLY.....the best of all........
    >>
    >>
    >>6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR
    >>CLEAVAGE."