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Blonde With A Flat

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Dennis, Jun 12, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.


    Blonde With A Flat
    A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she
    > eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out
    of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds
    them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
    The life like cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude
    bodies to approaching drivers.
    >
    > Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't
    very
    > long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged,
    approaches
    > the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
    > "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
    >
    >
    > "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here
    by
    > the road?!" asks the Officer.
    >
    > "Helllllooooo, ...........those are my emergency flashers!" she
    replied.
    >
     
  2. Green Tea

    Green Tea Tequila Mockinbird