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HOW TO PEE POLITELY

Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Dennis, Jun 14, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

    >HOW TO PEE POLITELY
    > >
    > >During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners,
    > >asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date
    > >having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have
    > >to go to the bathroom?"
    > >Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
    > >The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
    > >What about you Peter? How would you say it?"
    > >Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be
    > >right back."
    > >"That's better, but it's still not very polite to say the word bathroom at
    > >the dinner table. Richard, can you tell us how you would say it using good
    > >manners?"
    > >Richard replied, "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
    > >shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet
    > >after dinner."
    > >The teacher fainted.