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Discussion in 'Comedy & Humor' started by Dennis, Jun 14, 2007.

  1. Dennis

    Dennis R.I.P.

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    Your mama is like a joint, everbody gets a hit

    A woman was complaining about how the time of the month made her
    "I have the munchies, so it must be hormonal." A man overhearing her
    said, "that's funny," usually when I have the munchies, its uasally

    Last week I bought a bag I thought was sinsimilla, but instead it was
    seeds a million.

    Your mind is like a parachute: it works better when its high.

    I quit smoking pot once....it was the worst 15 minutes of my life.

    You know your a stoner if your bong gets washed more than your dishes

    You know you are really high when:
    1. It takes an hour to cook minute rice.
    2. You sell your car for gas money.
    3. You think a quarterback is a refund.
    4. Your friend takes a hit and says, that stone got me
    really hit.

    Q. What do you call a cop with an ounce of primo Pot?
    A. The fucking cop who busted me.

    Q. Did you herar they're gonna make the Dallas Cowboys
    start playing on a natural turf?
    A. Yah! they're already snorting all the lines and smoking
    all the grass.

    A hippy was seen crawling down some railway tracks.
    When asked if there was a problem, he said, yeah man, can you help me
    off this ladder.

    Q. Which end of the joint should one light?
    A. The end thats not in your mouth.

    Q. How is the Ohio State Buckeyes and marijuana the
    A. They both get smoked in bowls.

    Q. What do you do if a stoner throws a hand grenade at
    A. Take the pin out and throw it back.

    Q. How do you stop an army of stoners on horseback?
    A. Turn off the carousel.

    Q. What do potheads catch when they go fishing?
    A. Red-eyes and cottonmouth.

    Q. Whats the difference between a bong for breakfast
    and anal sex?
    A. One makes your day, but the other makes your
    hole weak.